Set: STIRLING CASTLE

Wolfy, the big bad wolf, bounded into the castle kitted out in traditional Scottish gear. On his head a plaid cap and wearing a matching plaid kilt.
He loudly announced, ‘I’m the fast-footer’ and I’m here to personally wish all Scottish grandmothers a Happy New Year.’
The wolf then bounded up to the matronly Mrs Angus. ‘Hi grandmother!’ he slobbered, his jaws hungrily dripping saliva.
Mrs Angus fled screaming.

GRANDMA ANNIE

Grandma Annie entered the castle wearing her usual ‘Annie Get Your Gun’, gear. On her head a wide-brimmed cowboy hat, a tunic indented with metal studs, her trousers tucked into calf-high leather boots. Around her hips a holster with two pockets from which peeped a shiny gun. Her face scowling, she hissed at Wolfy, ‘Wanna try me you big bad wolf?’
Wolfy whined, ‘Have a heart! It’s New Year’s Eve!’
‘Yes! And your New Year’s resolution is to change to GREEN.’
‘I hate greens!’ Wolfy howled.
‘Just then Oscar fired a gun into the air and General Nitti Gritti announced, ‘I’m taking over this castle.’
Mr Angus protested to the General, ‘Have you forgotten your New Year’s resolution?’
‘I gave you my eastern-promise,‘ said the General grinning evilly. ‘It’s given to be broken.’
‘You’re out of order General Nitti Gritti,’ said Grandma Annie. ‘I wrote this script to end on the happy note of, ‘Peace and goodwill unto all men.’
The General roared, ‘Well, this character’s taking over!’
Grandma Annie cried passionately at him, ‘No you’re not! – ‘The pen is more powerful than the sword’.’ Then turning to Kevin Bright’s cameraman she yelled, ‘CUT’
Everyone in the hall vanished except for Grandma Annie, Kevin Bright, the cameraman and Wolfy.
Grandma Annie insisted, ‘This film has to end happily.’
‘Okay! Okay!’ responded Wolfy. ‘My New Year’s resolution is to change to GREEN which means I’m off noshing grandmothers. So how’s about you stop bugging me Grandma Annie and we’re all palsy-walsy?’
‘Are you to be trusted Wolfy? ‘A leopard can’t change its spots!’
‘I’m no leopard!’ insisted Wolfy.
‘You’re right!’ exclaimed Grandma Annie.
She then put her arms around Wolfy who responded likewise and the two vigorously hugged, a broad smile on each face.
Kevin Bright yelled to his cameraman, ‘CUT!’

(Song: 'My Love is Like a Red Red Rose', on website)