Ever since the Tower of London was built ravens have hopped on its lawns. The prophesy,
“If ever the ravens leave the tower it will fall and England with it”, has General
Nitti Gritti killing the ravens. It soon becomes apparent that vampires and werewolves
have taken their place.
Lyrics - Vampires
Life ain’t what it used to be,
It’s a blood-sucking calamity.
Vampires got us in their power,
Now life begins at the midnight hour.
Night is day and day is night,
When are we gonna see the light?
Gotta get off the vampire hook,
And change the way we look!
Fangs smiling,
Just ain’t beguiling.
Love’s gone a’wrecking.
Kissing’s down to necking.
Fangs to fangs in a kiss,
Is hit and miss!
Under the vampires bloody coup,
We’re stuck with the same old menu.
Blood for breaky, lunch and tea,
It’s a raw psychology.
Lost our, ‘bon appetit’ -
Blood ain’t a tasty treat!
Gotta get off the vampire hook,
And change the way we look!
Fangs smiling,
Just ain’t beguiling.
Werewolves have got in their oar,
So hairy-scary and blood’s the score.
With the vampires they frolic and howl,
It’s a MONSTER’S BALL.
Gotta get off the vampire hook,
And change the way we look!
Fangs smiling,
Just ain’t beguiling.
Lyrics © Annie G.
Music © Rich Speller / Website: http://www.richspeller.co.uk/
Vocalist: Evo